Witches

You played the part of the one who was taken down by dogs

All I could think about was how a guy like me could fight them off

And when you finally submitted to embarrassing capture

Out of the corner of my eye I see my children in rapture

One night I got up and told my father there were witches in my room

He gave me a baseball bat and said here's what you do

When you have finally submitted to embarrassing capture

Take out that baseball bat and show those witches some pasture

All you guys out there tryin' to act like Al Green

All you guys out there tryin' to act like Al Green, you're all weak

Cause when you've finally submitted to embarrassing capture

All you guys out there gonna wish you were Al Green