Cameltoe

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Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, uh-huh

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Walking down the street, something caught my eye

A growing epidemic that really ain't fly

This middle aged lady, I gotta be blunt

Her spandex biker shorts were creepin' up the front

I could see her uterus, her pants was too tight

She must'nt own panties, there were none in sight

She walked right by, the poor woman didn't know

She had a frontal wedgie, a cameltoe

Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no

Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe

Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no

Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe

Girl, that's gotta hurt, take some time and adjust

Can't you see people staring and making a fuss?

Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance

Is your crotch hungry, girl? 'Cause it's eating your pants

Do you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings?

The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing

In public putting on an X-rated show

Grossin' people out with your cameltoe

Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no

Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe

Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no

Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe

First day of spring and by the looks of things

These girls have forgotten how to dress

A little too quick wearin' pum pum shorts

And it's causin' me much distress

Whoop, there it is, y'all, right in the front

Everybody come and get a good look

I can see everything through the panty cling

Every cranny and every nook

Better take a quick minute before you step outside

And check the area that's pubic

Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch

All twisted up like Rubik

Take words of advice 'cause it's not very nice

I wanna put you all in the know

Girls, don't sleep, don't let your pants creep

Watch out for the cameltoe

Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no

Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe

Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no

Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe

Freak it out, freak it out

Freak it out, freak it out

Freak it out, freak it out

Freak it out, freak it out