My Baby Is a H******k

"Gee mister, you got the best answering machine message I ever heard"

Drags me round all day just like a ball

On a chain or tooth pain

Man I confess, I'm just a mess

Do I have to take this shit from you every time

I look your way or say "Hey!", it's about time

You show me yours and I'll show you mine

And I hope you can keep that turd-eating grin of yours

Upon your face when you find that you're thrown to one side

'Cause no-one likes a long roller coaster ride

'Cause she's the kind of girl who'll take your heart

And leave you feeling worse than you did at the start

'Cause she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck

In a bygone age engaged in the passion trip

A final score was required just to make it worthwhile

All the patience and the wasted time

But it seems today, the play did mutate

Into a movie scene where the aim is to get the best line

Crashing heads for the second time

'Cause she's the kind of girl who'll break your mind

And make an easy meal of the sensitive kind

'Cause she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck

Waaaah!

Oh, no

Day tripper, prick teaser, yeah

So a parting word to those young unfortunates

That cannot get to sleep 'til one little snake uncurls

Raise a glass to the underworld

You can try all week and still keep on waiting

It's a messed up, stressed out, loss situation

Where pearls end up changing into headfuck girls

'Cause she's the kind of girl who'll steal your smile

And chuck it over there on the rest of the pile

'Cause she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck

'Cause she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck

'Cause she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck

Headfuck me!

(Headfuck, headfuck, headfuck, headfuck)

(Headfuck, headfuck, headfuck, headfuck)

(Nice knowing)