Drunk On Christmas (feat. John Rich) [Live]

Christmas is a time, a special time of year

For peace and joy and happiness, wonderment and cheer

For opening your presents, underneath the tree

And spending countless hours with your family

That's why I'm drinkin', drinkin', drinkin', I'm gonna drink all day

I'm goin' home for Christmas and my family's insane

Just gotta make it through the day and there's no other way

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

Can't be sober when I'm over, everyone's bipolar

So cut the crap and get some Jack and put it in my soda

And make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

I'm headed home for the holiday season

My dad's got a stick up his ass for no reason

My mother and my sister, they're no longer speakin'

And me? I'm drinkin'

Rumple Minze by the shot

Gin and tonic, yeah, why not?

Black and tan, that's my jam

Irish whisky, I will slam

Jägermeister, Hefeweizen

Stella, Stoli, and Budweiser

Santa, Santa, Santa, I've got the family blues

Just fill my stockin' full of vodka, any brand you choose

I need the Christmas spirit and by spirit I mean booze

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk

On Christmas day