College

I owe $35 to the library

At Humboldt State University

But I dropped out 15 years ago

So I never paid

And I'm still not gonna

I never got my report card

But I didn't go to class

And I didn't work hard

So I didn't wanna know

How bad I did

But I know I never made

The Dean's List

And college is a waste of time

If you wanna baker or a candlestick maker

You still have to wait in line

At the bank drive-through

And the train tracks too

Behind people like me

With no degree

Cus I know the conductor and he knows me

You might have a nicer car

But I've travelled pretty far

And I have have is an old guitar

Oh, 40 bucks for a bag of weed

In the summer, 1993

$40 is all I have

And it isn't mine

It belongs to my parents

Oh, 500 points for a roll of cookie dough

In the cafeteria they got sloppy joe's

And the sloppy joes cost 3 points

I won't eat in the spring

But hey, cookie dough

And college is a waste of time

If you wanna be a diver or a big rig driver

You still have to go to the store

Share the road with a wide load

Who's taking up all three lanes

And you can't get around it

Its a big rig

And the driver hasn't slept in three whole days

But he knows one thing, and that's free ways

He's got a Gatorade bottle

Where he goes pee

And you're behind him with

Your college degree

I owe $35 to the library

At Humboldt State University

But I dropped out 16 years ago

So I never paid

And I'm still not gonna