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X-M@$

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Christmas

X-M@$ was released on December 10, 2010 by Roadrunner Records as a part of the album X-M@$ - Single

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Chris Lord Alge

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Dave "Shirt" Nicholls

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Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Ho, ho, ho, ho

[Verse 2]

There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree

Gussied up with candy canes and balls

Those carolers have kept me up for hours

It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls

[Verse 3]

Now I'm no Wiccan commie nut or nothing

But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand

It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools

But it'll surely make a fool out of every man

Ha!

[Verse 4]

If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

You know where to stick those jingle bells

If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah

And all you motherfuckers go to hell

[Verse 5]

If I ain't cockeyed then it ain't Kwanzaa

Joy to the world and jack and coke

If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

'Cause I ain't never anything but broke

[Verse 6]

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse

Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles

Just the smell of eggnog makes me vomit

And those colored lights are fucking infantile

[Verse 7]

I think we collectively as a people

Should rise against this corporate jolly noise

And tell the world, let's buy some peace and quiet for a change

Before we spend it all on fucking toys

Ha!

[Verse 8]

So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

You know where to stick those jingle bells

If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah

Fa-la-la-la-la, go fuck yourself

[Verse 9]

If I ain't cockeyed then it ain't Kwanzaa

Joy to the world of getting stoned

If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

So leave this goddamn scrooge the fuck alone

Ha!

[Verse 10]

Merry fucking Christmas

Hi, Simon

Written by: Corey Taylor

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