The Chubbster

Come on, y'all, let's go to work

Six foot three, 260 and change

Read 'em and weep, a little comedic and strange

We can have many friends, at least people that they call that

They used your brain, but they're insane because I ignore that

No ego, 'cause I will be no platinum big-headed rapper

That don't realize there's two direction on the ladder

You wanna go 'head, walk straight, walk good

Don't blame your sales on retail, thinkin' that the store should

Think of re-orderin' about five hundred thousand

Just be glad of the success, you had and you're arousin'

Somebody's brain out there, your year's gonna come

You didn't live by the pipe or the gun to be like me

Waitin' for my turn to burn

And get a million five and a tax return

That be rapin' up, and no keepin' up with the Jonses

Long live PE, and ban Guns N' Roses

New Kids on the Block, stick to pop

No more makin' black songs, wack songs, please stop

If show business is a woman, I don't trust her

But she's gonna get knocked by The Chubbster

The Chubbster, word up

The Chubbster, word up

The Chubbster, word up

Come on, y'all, let's go to work

The Chubbster, a man that came out about 1986

With the help of Dr. Ice in the mix

And even then, kickin' lyrics that was quite potent

Howie by my side, with his pesticide for the rodents

I'd flow, get on the mic and say, "Yo, one, two"

Test and MCs start fessin'

Jettin' 'cause my weapon among the children was my gung ho attitude

To use my tongue and lash and lick them up

The pick them up, then just fix them up

Then just mix them up

With a knowledge of a man that went to college and astonished

Racist teachers with all the modern preachers

Crack beepers, yes, knowledgeable creatures

But that didn't effect The Chubbster

I'm from Brooklyn, so I have a littler hustler

In my blood, when I kick the scam

They all will flock to it

Get my music, and bop to it

Gassed my head, but I was goin' for my doctorate

Or my Ph.D, in P-A-I-D, see

I got into the business to get paid not sprayed

With BS which is an acronym for a much larger word

And if preferred, I'll say it

But then again, radio won't play it

'Cause they're cracking down on hip hop

But it will not slow down or stop

Every year it creates a sellout tour

And this year has room for The Chubbster

Chubbster, word up

Word up, word up

Chubbster, word up

Go to work

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Go to work, go to work

Come on, y'all, let's go to work

Conceited, I'm not

But convinced, I am

Slam a jam that'll scare even the Son of Sam

In Sing Sing, he will sing simple songs to bring

Tears to your eyes, because you deny he's a king

Such as myself, 'cause myself is on his shelf

As for myself, I went for self, is myself

Financial health and wealth like key for Gs

'Cause cocaine keys is for those that have morphine needs

Veins all ripped up, capillaries all stitched up

A grand a day, hey you slipped up

The Chubbster doesn't believe in the drug scene

Able to make me feel hip? I'd rather wear gabardines

My quarter fill will be my thrill

My Clyde's will collide with my grill

As for drugs, that's nill

Not or no, 'cause Yo! MTV will never see me smokin' rocks

McDonald's and The Box will diss me

'Cause drugs can't assist me or assist you

Blood on your tissue that's ill, so chill

And when you come back, you better come back even harder

Praise to the man upstairs, yes, The Father

Positive tip, now dance on the floor

And have room for The Chubbster

Chubbster, word up

The Chubbster

Come on, y'all, let's go to work

Go, go, go

In '91 you will find me

Just chillin', countin' shillings, livin' it up is a must

A Benz is not needed to portray my wealth

A Jaguar is not a symbol for a star

But Nelson Mandela, is a fellow I consider to be true blue

Long live the ANC, Walter Sisulu

The rest of the people involved, the problem isn't solved yet

But you can bet

That united we stand, divided it's over

Without us, this planet will begin to nova

And get cold, dark, and scary like Pluto

And then who do you call?

You know The Chubbster

Word up

The Chubbster, word up

The Chubbster, word up

The Chubbster, word up

Go, go, go

Word up, word up

Word up

The Chubbster, word up

Come on, y'all, let's go to work