Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Flying cross the desert in a TWA

I saw a woman walkin' cross the sand

She'd been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to LA

To get a brown eyed handsome man

Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man

Milo Venus was a beautiful lass

She had the world in the palm of her hand

But she lost both her arms in a wrassling match

To get a brown eyed handsome man

She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man

Way back in history, three thousand years

Back ever since the world began

There's been a whole lot of good women sheddin' tears

For a brown eyed handsome man

That's what the trouble was, a brown eyed handsome man

Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind

Between a doctor and a lawyer man

A mama told her daughter, "Now, go out and find yourself

A brown eyed handsome man

Just like your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man"

Arrested on charges of unemployment

He was sittin' in the witness stand

The judge's wife called up the district attorney

Said, "You free that brown eyed man

You want your job, you better free that brown eyed man"

Way back in history, three thousand years

Back ever since the world began

Been a whole lot of good women shed a tear

For a brown eyed handsome man

That's what the trouble is, a brown eyed handsome man