Don't Touch That Dial

Don't touch that dial

Don't turn away

Don't touch, don't touch that dial

Don't touch, don't touch that dial

Don't touch, don't touch that dial

Don't touch, don't touch that dial

I think that I’ve got a hold on you

(Don't touch that dial, don't turn away)

Don't touch that dial baby, not too soon

Tell Jeff you want to see some prime time

(Don't touch that dial, don't turn away)

A better network is hard to find

Keep it there, 'cause I'm on to you

(Don't touch that dial, don't turn away)

Pen or tube, just like Krazy Glue

Don't touch, don't touch that dial

Don't touch, don't touch that dial

Don't touch, don't touch that dial

Don't touch, don't touch that dial

Don't touch

Every time that I tune you in

(Don't touch that dial, don't turn away)

Your frequency gives me one more spin

Frankly I think you are the most

(You are the most from coast to coast)

No better program from coast to coast

Don't touch that dial, don't turn away

Don't touch that dial, want you to stay

Don't touch that dial, don't turn away

Don't touch that dial, want you to stay

Don't touch that dial, don't turn away

Jeff knows you want to see some prime time

A better network is hard to find

Don't touch, don't touch that dial, don't do it

Don't touch, don't touch

Don't touch that dial, girl

Keep it right here, keep it right here

Don't touch, no

Don't touch, no

Don't touch, no

Don't touch that dial

Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah...!