Cellular Phone

Lawd-a-mercy

I need to mek a special call, hand mi di telephone

An wen mi call, mi cyaan get no dial tone

Lawd-a-mercy

Mi diss buy mi house a love zone

Anyway, hey!

Excuse, pass mi cellular phone

Mek me call Antoinette or Simone, hey

Tell dem nuh move a muscle I'm comin' home

To take a trip down inna dem love zone

Hey! Gyal haffi bawl an scream an moan

Mi start drink di old Tiger Bone

We use brush, brush we shoes, an fling weh Stone

So tell di man dem leave dat alone

Drink up di Guinness, smoke up di chronic

Gyal start to bawl, mi give dem di tonic

Gyal get di performance, an den astonish

An a wol mi tight an a tell mi she panic

Well, gyal waan loving an dem want di romance

An if yuh nuh gi dem, dem gonna carry vengeance

Gyal inna mi bed deh pon a love sentence

Yuh see di, big bamboo yah mi tek block dem entrance

Gyal want a man yuh know mi deh ya instant

Natural as mi bawn, nuh under not a substance

Excellent and talented, me don't unbalance

I nah drop off like di guy Jack Palance

Gyal a mi got di fuel fi light up yuh lamp

And got di wata fi pour inna yuh tank

When di heat start di gyal a search fi hydrant

A scream an a bawl seh di belly bottom cramp

Me haffi send Toddler go call di ambulance

Mi a di only soldier weh inna har camp

Gyal, from is love me don't romp

Well, big an fat weigh 500 pound

Well, di Killa gonna break it dung

Lawd, di gyal bring di wol a country come a town

An seh she waan fi wear Killa crown

But, gyal a bawl, "Help!" just like dem a drown

Wen mi start select dem sound

Romance is di name of mi cologne

An mi diss buy a house a love zone

Drink up di Guinness, smoke up di chronic

Gyal start to bawl, mi give dem di tonic

Gyal get di performance, an den astonish

An a wol mi tight an a tell mi she panic

Well gyal a mek noise like a giant alarm

Gyal waan fi run wen fimi engine tun on

Mi three teeth fork mi tek a plough up har farm

Plant mi banana an sink fimi corn

Wol heap a hungry-belly pickney in deh yah a yawn

Non-stop work, is just on an on

Gyal inna mi house pon love sentence remand

Blow like hurricane an spring wata like storm

A find excuse a seh 1 a clock gawn

An weh she a guh tell har mada seh inna di mawn

Mi nah stop work becaz pickney shall born

Yuh shouldn't find yuhself inna mi palm

Well, hand mi my phone

Mek mi call Jacqueline or Simone, hey

Tell dem nuh move no muscle, Killa coming home

To tek a trip down inna di love zone

Hey! Gyal haffi bawl an scream an moan

Mi start drink di old Tiger Bone

I use brush, brush we shoes, I fling weh Stone

So tell di man dem leave dat alone

Drink up di Guinness, smoke up di chronic

Gyal start to bawl, mi give dem di tonic

Gyal get di performance, an den astonish

An a wol mi tight an a tell mi she panic

Well, gyal waan loving an dem waan di romance