Mood Ring

I know nothing about this woman

Everything I do is wrong

Sometimes it's hard to fathom

Just what page she's on

Well I found a pretty little mood ring

At this local five and dime

It's gonna solve all my problems

For a dollar ninety-nine

If it turns black, I should turn back

If it turns red, she likes what I said

If it turns blue, I should leave her alone

If it turns green, she wants me I know

She wants me I know

Well, I followed the instructions

Yeah, I read them word for word

And I memorized the color charts

Well, 'cause I wanted to be sure

Well I told her, "Baby, it's the thought that counts"

As I slipped it on her hand

Yeah, and then I crossed my fingers

With this ring I'll understand

If it turns black, I should turn back

If it turns red, she likes what I said

If it turns blue, I should leave her alone

If it turns green, she wants me I know

She wants me I know, oh-oh-oh

Oh, all the things she's not saying

I'll know

While the color is changing

If it turns black, well I should turn back

If it turns red, she likes what I said

If it turns blue, I should leave her alone

If it turns green, she wants me I know

Oh, If it turns black, yeah, I should turn back

Oh, and If it turns red, she likes what I said

Yeah, and if it turns blue, I should leave her alone

Oh, and if it turns green, yeah, she wants me I know

She wants me I know

(Yeah, she wants me I know)

(Oh, she wants me I know)

(Oh, she wants me I know)

(Oh, she wants me I know)

Yeah, she wants me I know

Oh, she wants me I know

She's got to want me

She's got to want me, I know

Yeah

(Mood ring right there)

(How's that for a mood ring?)