Oh, the Divorces!

Who's next?

Who's next?

Always the ones the ones

That you least expect

They seem so strong

It turned out she wanted more all along

And each time I hear who's to part

I examine my heart

See how it stands

Wonder if it's still in safe hands

Who's fled?

Who's fled?

Who's been caught

Out in somebody's bed?

I should have guessed

That day that his phone

Wouldn't take your text

He was a charmer

I wish him bad karma

Oh, I know we shouldn't take sides

But that one was his fault

This one is her fault

No one gets off without paying the ride

And, oh, the divorces

And, oh, oh, oh

The honeymoon, the wedding ring

Oh, oh, oh

The afternoon handovers by the swings

Oh Jens, oh Jens

Your song seemed to look

Through a different lens

You're still so young

Love ends just as easy as it's begun

Now there's kids to tend

The legal bills

And custody

And, oh, the divorces

And this one is different

And each one of course is

And always the same

Oh, the divorces

Who's next?

Who's next?