911 Is A Joke

Hit me

Somebody call an ambulance

There's not a minute to spare

Don't worry

Haha, very funny, mother—

There's not a minute to spare

Don't worry

Going, going, gone

Now I dialed 911 a long time ago

Don't you see how late they're reactin'?

They only come and they come when they wanna

So get the morgue truck and embalm the goner

They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway

They treat you like an ace that can't beat the trey

A no-use number with no-use people

If your life is on the line, then you're dead today

Latecomers with the late-comin' stretcher

That's a body bag in disguise, y'all, I'll betcha

I call 'em body snatchers 'cause they come to fetch ya

With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya

They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation

Lose your arms or legs to their miscalculation

I can prove it to you, watch the rotation

It all adds up to a fucked-up situation

So get up, a-get, get, get down

911 is a joke in your town

Get up, a-get, get, get down

Late 911 wears the late crown

Get up, a-get, get, get down

911 is a joke in your town

Get up, a-get, get, get down

Late 911 wears the late crown

911 is a joke

911 is a joke

Every day, they don't never come correct

You can ask my man right here with the broken neck

He's a witness to the job never bein' done, he would've been in full effect

But late 911 was a joke 'cause they all are jokin'

But they the token to your life when it's croakin'

They need to be in a pawn shop on 'em

911 is a joke, we don't want 'em

I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker

The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker

Reason why I say that 'cause they flick you off like fleas

They be laughin' at you while you're crawlin' on your knees

And to the strength, so go the length

Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth

You better wake up and smell the real flavor

'Cause 911 is a fake life-saver

So get up, a-get, get, get down

911 is a joke in your town

Get up, a-get, get, get down

Late 911 wears the late crown

Get up, a-get, get, get down

911 is a joke in your town

Get up, a-get, get, get down

Late 911 wears the late crown

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Get up, a-get, get, get down

911 is a joke in your town (911 is a joke)

Get up, a-get, get, get down

Late 911 wears the late crown (911 is a joke)

There's not a minute to spare

Don't worry

Somebody call an ambulance

(911 is a joke)

Somebody call an ambulance

There's not a minute to spare

Don't worry

(911 is a joke)

Somebody call an ambulance

Don't worry

There's not a minute to spare

(911 is a joke)

Somebody call an ambulance

There's not a minute to spare

Don't worry

(911 is a joke)