Big as a football, weighs as much as a cat
How did that Hedgehog get so fat?
Tell me how, overweight hedgehog
You chew, eat dog food to get super sized
Now you swim in a bathtub to get exercise
Tell me how, overweight hedgehog
The scientists say it's wrong
You eat like that, you won't live too long
But I'm gonna keep a-singing my song
Overweight hedgehog, I love you
Overweight hedgehog, I love you
Overweight hedgehog, I love you
Tell me how, overweight hedgehog
Thick as a football, weighs as much as a cat
How did that Hedgehog get so fat?
Tell me how, overweight hedgehog
