Out Last Night

We went out last night

Like we swore we wouldn't do

Drank too much beer last night

A lot more than we wanted to

There were girls from Argentina and Arkansas

Maine, Alabama, and Panama

All mixed together and havin' a ball

Yeah, we went went out last night

One thing started leadin' to another

Out last night

Hittin' on everybody and their mother

There were two karaoke girls drunk on a dare

Singin' "I Got You Babe", by Sonny and Cher

Yeah, life was good everywhere

We went out last night

Well, you know I'm a music man

I grew up in East Tennessee

But, last night I was everything

When I got a few drinks in me

I was a doctor, a lawyer, a senator's son

Brad Pitt's brother, and a band on the run

Anything I thought would get the job done

Yeah, we went out last night

One thing started leadin' to another

Out last night

Hittin' on everybody and their mother

There were people doing body shots up on the bar

Jimmy in a fist fight out by the car

Everybody was some kind of star

When we went out last night

Well, the fact that I'm still breathin'

Means that I must have survived

And that I lived to go out with my friends again tonight

Oh, we went out last night

One thing started leadin' to another

Out last night

Everybody started lovin' on each other

They were dancin' on the tables and howlin' at the moon

Pairin' up together and pretty soon

There was not a soul in sight

When we went out last night