Hank Steel the Real Queer Cowboy

I'm Hank Steel, the real queer cowboy

The gerbil lovin' where, when, and how boy

I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy

Stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

I'm Hank Steel, the real queer cowboy

What's my hot dog without your buns?

Out here on the range, we're havin' fun

My boyfriend's here and I'm singin' him a ballad

Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his fuckin' salad

I'm Hank Steel the real cow-

So where we at?

That part

Are we rolling?

I'm Hank -

I'm Hank Steel, the real queer cowboy

The gerbil lovin' where, when, and how boy

I'll grab your butt cheeks and -

We got the first verse, let me see if I can do the second one

What's my hot dog without your buns?

Out here on the range, we're havin' fun

My boyfriend's here and I'm singin' him my ballad

Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his fuckin' salad

I'm Hank Steel, the real queer cowboy

Now we need a bridge

What I have for the bridge is -

It takes a real man to fuck another man

My mating call is -, fart

Understand?