Augustus Gloop

Oompa loompa, oompa loompa

Oompa loompa, loompa, loompa

Oompa loompa, oompa loompa

Oompa loompa, loompa, loompa

Oompa loompa, oompa loompa

Oompa loompa, loompa, loompa

Oompa loompa, oompa loompa

Oompa loompa, loompa, loompa

Oompa loompa, oompa loompa (hey, ooh, hey, ooh)

Oompa loompa, loompa, loompa (hey, ooh, hey, ooh)

Oompa loompa, oompa loompa (hey, ooh, hey, ooh)

Oompa loompa, loompa, loompa (hey, ooh, hey, ooh)

Oompa loompa, oompa loompa

Oompa loompa, loompa, loompa

(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop

The great big greedy nincompoop

Augustus Gloop, so big and vile

So greedy, foul, and infantile

Come on, we cried, the time is ripe

To send him shootin' up the pipe

But don't, dear children, be alarmed

Augustus Gloop will not be harmed

Augustus Gloop will not be harmed

Although, of course, we must admit

He will be altered quite a bit

Slowly, wheels go 'round and 'round

And cogs begin to grind and pound

We'll boil him for a minute more

Until we're absolutely sure

Then out he comes, by God, by grace

A miracle has taken place

A miracle has taken place

This greedy brute, this louse's ear

Is loved by people everywhere

For who could hate or bear a grudge

Against a luscious bit of fudge