Feliz Navidad

Hello, America! (Hello!)

It's Meatwad… from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Hey aright, yeah!)

Buenos dias señors and señoritas!

And I'm here to wish you a Merry Christmas (Tell me when to start and I'll do it)

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad (Can we do the, Can we do it in English?)

Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad

Feliz Navidad!

Feliz Navidad! (Feliz! Navidad!)

Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad

I want to wish you a Merry Christmas (Who me?)

I want to wish you a merry Christmas (What about them?)

I want to wish you a merry Christmas, from the bottom of my heart (Ha ha ha, I did it again. I said “fart” again.)

Ok guys, now we're gonna to switch it up, we're gonna go with "Meat Navi-wad, Meat Navi-wad"

I ain't doin' that, see ya

No!

Don't go nowhere, you my ride home (I'm Out, I'm out, I'm out!)

Meat Navi-Wad. (There we go, that's it)

Meat Navi-Wad. (And then we follow up with, “"Chicken quesadilla with the mild sauce”")

Meat Navi-Wad, chicken quesadilla with the mild sauce (And then I did a list of new lyrics & we'll just follow those as we go, OK?)

I wanna get me the steak burrito (There we go)

I wanna get me the chicken soft taco

I wanna get me the grande nacho with the queso and a side of guac (Let's get the “"G”" on that “guac”)

I wanna get me the crinkle-cut fries

I wanna get me the fried jalapenos on the side (Fried jalepenos on the side.)

I wanna get me the chocolate pudding pie with the queso and a side of guac (Guac, guys… guacamole)

I wanna get me the chicken combo meal

I wanna get me the value meal deal

The value meal deal is a steal with the queso and a side of guac (That's right, the value meal deal is $3.99, it's a good deal)

I wanna get me some extra chips

I wanna get me the beef rib tips

I wanna get me some cinnamon crisps with the queso and a side of guac (Guac, guys …guac!)

Alright, we're gonna go through it one more time, and let's make sure you got all your…

Hey, guys, break it up now

Hey, we will do it until we get it right!

Thought I heard “Tonto” in there

Yeah, I like that show too, Kemo Sabe