The Square Root of Two

My love for you is like the square root of two!

That’s a nerdy way to flirt, oh but it’s true!

Cause baby, write that number straight out

To the umpteenth decimal place

You’ll notice that it don’t repeat, and it never terminates

My affections never ending; Every day is new!

My love is like the square root of two, written as a decimal

My love is like the square root of two!

(instrumental)

My love for you is like the square root of two!

That’s a dorky way to court, oh but it’s true!

My fondness isn’t fractional, in fact, it’s irrational

That is, if you’re speaking terms strictly mathamagical!

Fetch me a blackboard, I’ll sketch you the proof!

My love is like the square root of two, written as a decimal

My love is like the square root of two

Oh baby, I know you’re not much for numbers

But maybe you can make an exception

And we can be lovers?

My affections never ending, everyday is new..

That’s how my love is like the square root of two!

(Instrumental)

Oh, fetch me a blackboard, I’ll sketch you the proof!

That my love is like the square root of two!

My affections never ending, every day is new!

And now my love is like the square root of two, written as a decimal!

My love is like the square root of two

Oh baby, now my love is like the square root of two!