High School Confidential

She's a cool, blonde, scheming bitch

She make my body twitch

Walking down the corridor

You can hear her stilettos click

I want her so much I feel sick

The girl can't help it, she really can't help it now

It's like a high school, a high school confidential

A high school, a high school confidential

Teenage Brando's stalk her in the halls

They tease her with cat calls

She's a combination Anita Ekberg, Mamie Van Doren

Dagmar high school confidential

A high school, a high school confidential

What's the principal doin' with her?

Who's that guy? Is he screwing with her?

What's her perfume? Tigress by Faberge

It make me cream my jeans when she come my way

Oh, high school, a high school confidential

A high school, a high school confidential

She drives a candy pink Cadillac

If I don't get her soon I'll have a heart attack

When she passes me a look, I wanna burn my books

Give up high school, oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well

A high school, a high school confidential

A high school, a high school confidential

A high school, high school confidential

A high school, high school confidential