Country Song

This ain't no country song

About your fuckin' pickup trucks or your grand pappy's farm

This ain't no Nashville scene

I ain't no spiky haired half ass pop star wannabe

So don't let this cowboy hat fool ya

'Cause I ain't some bumpkin who'll amuse ya

No, your labels don't mean shit to me

And neither does the Grand Ol' Opry

This ain't no rock n roll song

About some sporting little prick

Whose daddy pissed him off

This ain't no hip hop track

About your bitches and your hoes

And white guys who think they're black

So don't let this cowboy hat fool ya

'Cause I'll be the first one to screw ya

Yeah, your labels don't mean shit to me

And neither does the Grand Ol' Opry

This ain't no country song

About your hick town trailer parks or your grand pappy's farm

This ain't no Nashville scene

We ain't no spiky haired half ass pop star wannabes

So don't let this cowboy hat fool ya

'Cause I'll be the first one to screw ya

Yeah, your labels don't mean shit to me

And neither does the Grand Ol' Opry

Yeah, so don't let this cowboy hat fool ya

'Cause I ain't some bumpkin who'll amuse ya

No, your labels don't mean shit to me

They fired Hank Williams from the Grand Ol' Opry

They fired Johnny Cash from the Grand Ol' Opry

So it don't mean shit to me!

Someone tell what the fuck is a honky-tonk badonkadonk anyway?