Nobody Beats the Biz

Yes, y'all, and to the like beat, and

You could either dance or just have a seat and

Listen to the way in, what I am displayin'

A different kind of rapper language that I am sayin'

To all the party people that absorbin' the info

When it come to rockin' parties, I am a nymphomaniac

Brainiac for doin' my dance

And my record, Make the Music, will put you in a trance, and

Hypnotize your body, and like you to Bacardi, and

You won't be fightin' or illin', you just be partyin' down

With the funky sound with yours truly

I'm the original B-I-Z-M-A-R-K-I, brother, E

And I came to have fun, and not be number one, and

Just here to let you know who's, like, runnin' the place

And everywhere that I perform and do a show

As long as you know that

Nobody beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Biz

You know me as the B-I-Z-M-A-R-K-I-E, and

I go for what I know, doin' a show for human beings

I'm guaranteed to rock, I make the ladies scream and shout

I'm bound to wreck your body and say, "Turn the party out"

The Mardi rapper, toe-tapper, always havin' fun

And when you hear the Biz Markie, I get the job done

Yes, I'm the M-A-R, the K-I-E, you know that's me

I got the stutter step to keep in check, my speed is so unique

They say I look and sound funny, but I don't be carin'

I rock the Latin Quarter, Rooftop, Union Square, and

Roseland, the Heartthrob, Madison Square Garden

Even rocked for the World's Fair at Javits Center

Pardon the way that I be talkin' 'bout the places I be rockin'

I love to perform for the people that be clockin'

Not sayin' that you're all mine, don't own it like a hornet

But you pay for a good performance, doggone it, you want it

That's why I'm here, to be, like, lettin' you knowin'

That I'm highly recognized as the king of discoin'

Makin' people laugh, I have a lot of enjoyment

I'm the best person for this type of employment, that's why

Nobody beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Biz

On and on, and to the break of dawn

When you buy food cheap, you need a coupon

I catch a sale, retail, before it gets stale

So hurry up and get the WIC check out the mail

And shop non-stop, but how I hip hop

On the mic and, like, make you cooperate

With the rhythm, that is what I give 'em

Reagan is the prez, but I voted for Shirley Chisholm

It might sound confusin', the style that I'm usin'

But in the end, I'm sure that you will find it quite amusin'

And funny, oh, honey, it just ridiculous

Don't try to front, come on and admit you was thrilled

Chilled, your heart was fulfilled

So respect the architect as I begin to build

Science, and my reliance is upon my rap

Like Carl Lewis, I get to it, so let's go to lap

Nobody beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Biz

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My name is T.J. Swan

Nobody beats the Biz

I rock you on and on

Nobody beats the Biz

You know nobody that beats the Biz

I know nobody that beats the Biz

Nobody beats the Biz

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Nobody beats the Biz

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