Nobody Beats the Biz

He's Biz Markie (the star of the show) He's Biz Markie (hardworking) He's Biz Markie (Mr. Dynamite) He's Biz Markie (Mr. Dynamite) So fresh Yes, y'all and to the like beat and You could either dance or just have a seat and Listen to the way and what I am displaying A different kind of rapper language that I am saying To all the party people that absorbs the info When it come to rocking parties, I am a nympho Maniac, brainiac for doing my dance And my record Make the Music will put you in a trance and Hypnotize your body and, like you do Bacardi and You won't be fighting or illing, you just be partying Down with the funky sound with yours truly I'm the original B-I-Z M-A-R-K-I but the E I came to have fun and not be number one and Just here to let you know, who's like running the place And everywhere that I perform and do a show As long as you know that Nobody beats the Biz (nobody beats the Biz) Nobody beats the Biz (nobody beats the Biz) Nobody beats the Biz (nobody beats the Biz) Nobody beats the Biz (nobody beats the Biz) You know me as the B-I-Z M-A-R-K-I-E and I go for what I know, doing a show for human beings I'm guaranteed to rock, I make the ladies scream and shout I'm bound to wreck your body and say turn the party out The Mardi rapper toe-tapper always having fun And when you hear the Biz Markie, I get the job done Yes, I'm the M-A-R the K-I-E you know that's me I got the stutter step to keep in check my speed is so unique They say I look and sound funny, but I don't be caring I rock the Latin Quarter, Rooftop, Union Square and Roseland, the Heartthrob, Madison Square Garden Even rocked for the World's Fair at Javits Center Pardon the way that I be talking 'bout the places I be rocking I love to perform for the people that be clocking Not sayin' that you're on mine or on it like a hornet But you pay for a good performance, doggone it, you want it That's why I'm here, to be like letting you knowing That I'm a highly recognized as the king of discoing Making people laugh and have a lot of enjoyment I'm the best person for this type of employment That's why Nobody beats the Biz (nobody beats the Biz) Nobody beats the Biz (nobody beats the Biz) On and on to the break of dawn When you buy food cheap, you need a coupon Or catch a sale retail, before it gets stale So hurry up and get the WIC check out the mail And shop non-stop, but how I hip-hop On the mic and like make you co-op- -erate with the rhythm, that is what I give 'em Reagan is the Pres but I voted for Shirley Chisholm It might sound confusing, the style that I'm using But in the end I'm sure that you will find it quite amusing And funny, oh honey, it's just ridiculous Don't try to front, come on and admit you was Thrilled, chilled, your heart was fulfilled So respect the architect as I begin to build Science and my reliance is upon my rap Like Carl Lewis, I get to it, so let's go the lap Nobody beats the Biz (nobody beats the Biz) Nobody beats the Biz (nobody beats the Biz) Nobody beats the Biz (nobody beats the Biz) Nobody beats the Biz (nobody beats the Biz) Nobody beats the Biz, nobody beats the Biz Nobody beats the Biz, nobody beats the Biz My name is TJ Swan, nobody beats the Biz I'll rock you on and on, nobody beats the Biz You know the bile that beats the Biz I know the bile that beats the Biz Nobody beats the Biz, nobody beats the Biz Nobody beats the Biz, nobody beats the Biz It's fun and cool thing (you're right) Follow, uh-huh Slow it down, keep it funky Put up the dance, come on Follow, follow (He's Biz Markie), check it out, uh-huh (He's Biz Markie), uh-uh-huh, yeah (He's Biz Markie), come on, to the bank side and done (He's Biz Markie), f-f-follow, follow (He's Biz Markie), f-f-follow, f-f-follow (He's Biz Markie), f-f-follow (Mr. Dynamite) (so fresh)