Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Yes, y'all, and to the like beat, and
You could either dance or just have a seat and
Listen to the way in, what I am displayin'
A different kind of rapper language that I am sayin'
To all the party people that absorbin' the info
When it come to rockin' parties, I am a nymphomaniac
Brainiac for doin' my dance
And my record, Make the Music, will put you in a trance, and
Hypnotize your body, and like you to Bacardi, and
You won't be fightin' or illin', you just be partyin' down
With the funky sound with yours truly
I'm the original B-I-Z-M-A-R-K-I, brother, E
And I came to have fun, and not be number one, and
Just here to let you know who's, like, runnin' the place
And everywhere that I perform and do a show
As long as you know that
[Chorus]
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
[Verse 2]
You know me as the B-I-Z-M-A-R-K-I-E, and
I go for what I know, doin' a show for human beings
I'm guaranteed to rock, I make the ladies scream and shout
I'm bound to wreck your body and say, "Turn the party out"
The Mardi rapper, toe-tapper, always havin' fun
And when you hear the Biz Markie, I get the job done
Yes, I'm the M-A-R, the K-I-E, you know that's me
I got the stutter step to keep in check, my speed is so unique
They say I look and sound funny, but I don't be carin'
I rock the Latin Quarter, Rooftop, Union Square, and
Roseland, the Heartthrob, Madison Square Garden
Even rocked for the World's Fair at Javits Center
Pardon the way that I be talkin' 'bout the places I be rockin'
I love to perform for the people that be clockin'
Not sayin' that you're all mine, don't own it like a hornet
But you pay for a good performance, doggone it, you want it
That's why I'm here, to be, like, lettin' you knowin'
That I'm highly recognized as the king of discoin'
Makin' people laugh, I have a lot of enjoyment
I'm the best person for this type of employment, that's why
[Chorus]
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
[Verse 3]
On and on, and to the break of dawn
When you buy food cheap, you need a coupon
I catch a sale, retail, before it gets stale
So hurry up and get the WIC check out the mail
And shop non-stop, but how I hip hop
On the mic and, like, make you cooperate
With the rhythm, that is what I give 'em
Reagan is the prez, but I voted for Shirley Chisholm
It might sound confusin', the style that I'm usin'
But in the end, I'm sure that you will find it quite amusin'
And funny, oh, honey, it just ridiculous
Don't try to front, come on and admit you was thrilled
Chilled, your heart was fulfilled
So respect the architect as I begin to build
Science, and my reliance is upon my rap
Like Carl Lewis, I get to it, so let's go to lap
[Chorus]
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
[Chorus]
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
My name is T.J. Swan
Nobody beats the Biz
I rock you on and on
Nobody beats the Biz
You know nobody that beats the Biz
I know nobody that beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Nobody beats the Biz
Written by: Biz Markie, Marcell Hall, Marley Marl