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PERFORMING ARTISTS
David Allan Coe
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Deborah Coe
Composer
FRED SPEARS
Composer
Lyrics
[Intro]
This is a song I wrote about my father
Donald Mahan Coe Jr
My daddy passed away on August the 9th, seven years ago
This is a song about my father
[Verse 1]
Well, the old man was covered with tattoos and scars
And he got some in prison and others in bars
And the rest he got workin' on old junk cars in the daytime
Now they looked like tombstones in our yard
And I'd never seen him when he wasn't tired and mean
Well, he sold used parts to make ends meet
Covered with grease from his head to his feet
Cussin' the sweat and the Texas heat and the skeeters
And the neighbors said we lived like hicks
But they brung their cars for my paw to fix anyhow
Well, he was veteran-proud, tried and true
He fought 'til his heart was black and blue
And I don't know how he made it through the hard times
He bought our house on the G.I. bill
But it wasn't worth all he had to kill to get it
He drank Pearl in a can and Jack Daniels black
Chewed tobacco from a mail pouch sack
And he had an old dog that was trained to attack sometimes
Well, he'd get drunk and mean as a rattlesnake
And there wasn't too much that he would take from a stranger
[Bridge]
There was thirteen kids and a bunch of dogs
A house full of chickens and a yard full of hogs
I spent the summertime cuttin' up logs for the winter
Tryin' like the devil to find the Lord
Workin' like a slave for my room and board
Coal-burnin' stoves, no natural gas
And if that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass
[Chorus]
If that ain't country, it'll harelip the pope
If that ain't country, it's a damn good joke
I've been on the Grand Ole Opry
And I know Johnny Cash
And if he ain't country, I'll kiss your ass
[Verse 2]
Well, my mama sold eggs at a grocery store
And my oldest sister was a first-rate whore
My daddy said she couldn't come home anymore
And he meant it
Now Mama, she was old, far beyond her time
And her hair was gray and I've seen her cryin'
She was talkin' 'bout Junior, said he was dyin' in prison
Why, she told all the neighbors he was off to the war
He was fightin' for courage, he was good to the core
And she was proud
Now our house was a graveyard for automobiles
And around the porch was a bunch of old wheels
And some used Harley Davidson parts that we sold for cash
[Bridge]
There was fifty holes in an old tin roof
Me and my family was livin' proof
And everybody called me old poor white trash
And if that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass
[Chorus]
If that ain't country, it'll harelip the pope
If that ain't country, it's a damn good joke
I've been on the Grand Ole Opry
And I know Johnny Cash, mmm
And if he ain't country, I'll kiss your ass
[Outro]
And I'm dreaming tonight of my blue eyes
Concerning the great speckled bird
I didn't know God made honky-tonk angels
And went back to the wild side of life
Written by: Deborah Coe, FRED SPEARS