When I Was a Painter

Inside legs of corduroy, I've been

Heard stories of bare velveteen

Twenty hours later, I fill the room

With bad sex and bad TV

Go, go, go

Go, go, go

When I was a painter, I painted you well

Too bad I have to die

You brought the essentials, perversion appeal

And many lovers at one time

Go, go, go

Go, go, go

On and on

Inside legs of corduroy, I've been

Heard stories of bare velveteen

Twenty hours later, I fill the room

With bad sex and bad TV

Go, go, go

Go, go, go