26 Years, 17 Days

See, I was looking for God at my grandmama's house

Underneath the cushions on the couch

I looked all around side to side up and down

That man was no where to be found

So I called my grandmama on the phone

Said, "Old lady you best get home

'Cause God ain't where you said he would be

And there's something that I really need to speak to him about immediately"

She said, "Boy, tell Granny what's wrong is there something I can do?"

I said, "Big mama now, it's a sensitive issue

And Lord knows I don't want to worry you

But I need somebody to talk to"

It've been 26 years 17 days

Been to 5 different prisons, got 2 babies on the way

And they say it'll be a waste of time to pray

Seeing that I'm going to hell anyway

It've been 26 years 17 days

Been to 5 different prisons, got 2 babies on the way

And they say it'll be a waste of time to pray

Seeing that I'm going to hell anyway

See, I done smoked weed with the best of y'all

Shot at all the rest of y'all

My heart hurts like an old man with high cholesterol

Preacher said that I'm the dirtiest dude he ever saw

Shouldn't even be livin'

And he a Christian

Shoulda been dead like 17 times from 17 crimes I committed

Took 'em all to trial and got acquitted

Left wavin' my middle finger in the air whispered in the prosecutor's ear (Yeah I did it)

I done stole everything from dreams to wedding rings

Auctioned off my soul for material things

But lately its been kinda botherin' me

I guess that turtle always catches up with the rabbit eventually

It've been 26 years 17 days

Been to 5 different prisons got 2 babies on the way

And they say it'll be a waste of time to pray

Seeing that I'm going to hell anyway

It've been 26 years 17 days

Been to 5 different prisons got 2 babies on the way

And they say it'll be a waste of time to pray

Seeing that I'm going to hell anyway

(Somebody loves you baby)

Somebody loves you, love you, loves you (Whoa, whoa, whoa)

(Somebody loves you baby)

When you think no one does, somebody loves you, babe

(Somebody loves you baby)

Oh, somebody (Whoa, whoa, whoa)

(Somebody loves you baby)

Somebody loves you, somebody cares for you, somebody does

(Somebody loves you baby)

Woo-ooh I promise you (Whoa, whoa, whoa)

(Somebody loves you baby)