Albert Flasher

I was a workshop owner in the gulch for the people

And I offered myself to the world

I was a workshop owner

I was a workshop owner

I was a diesel fixer, fixed a diesel

Diesel fixed me, what a weasel

Baby was a workshop owner

Baby was a workshop owner

Baby and me were ripe for the pickin'

Well, that was the day we ran into Albert Flasher

It was a cold, snowy, rainy afternoon

And we were sittin' there in high school, my school

And Michael was a moonbeam maker

Michael was a moonbeam maker

I was a diesel fixer, fixed a diesel

Diesel fixed me, what a weasel, oh, oh no

Baby was a workshop owner

Baby was a workshop owner

Baby and me were ripe for the pickin'

Well, that was the day we ran into Albert Flasher, ah

I was a workshop owner in the gulch for the people

And I offered myself to the world

I was a workshop owner

I was a workshop owner

I was a workshop owner