Makin' Whoopee

Another bride

Another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season

Another reason

For makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes (Lots of shoes)

A lot of rice

The groom is nervous (Scared to death)

He answers twice

It's really killin'

That he's so willin'

To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

Think what a year can bring

He's washin' dishes

And baby clothes

He's so ambitious, he even sews

But don't forget folks

That's what you get folks

For makin' whoopee

Another year

Or maybe less

What's this I hear?

Well, can't you guess?

She feels neglected

And he's suspected

Of makin' whoopee

Sing it to me, babe

Oh, yeah

She sits alone (All alone)

Most every night (Every night)

He doesn't phone her (Oh, no)

He doesn't write

He says he's busy

But she says (Is he?)

He's makin' whoopee

He doesn't make much money

Only five thousand per

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says, "You'll pay six to her" (No, wait)

I said now judge (Now judge)

Suppose I fail?

The judge say right

Right in a jail (Oh, no)

I better keep her

Ooh, man, it's cheaper

Than makin' whoopee (Whoopee)

Than makin' whoopee (Whoopee)

Than makin' whoopee (Whoopee)

Than makin' whoopee (Whoopee)

Than makin' whoopee (Whoopee)

Than makin' whoopee (Whoopee)