High As F%#k

Have you ever watched the sun go down

And you're thinkin' 'bout the world spinnin' 'round?

Have you ever been high as fuck?

You're in the bathroom mirror talkin' to yourself

And your dog's lookin' at you like you need help

Have you ever been high as fuck?

Then you feel your heart pumpin' really fast

And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack

Have you ever been high as fuck?

You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm

The only problem's that the chickens have human arms

You say "That's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"

You need snacks, so you walk to the corner store

But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high

So you walk around the block to buy some time

You finally decide to go in the store

But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore

So you just buy a pack of gum, get the hell out of there

You're walkin' home and your mouth is dry

You shoulda bought some juice and snacks, but you were too high

Thinkin' 'bout ketchup chips

And for some reason, the game battleship

(And you start thinkin' about how fun it was to play games)

(Like battleship when you were a kid)

(And how as we get older, we forget how to play)

(And just to enjoy ourselves)

(So you say "Guess what?)

(I'm gonna make up a game right now)

(And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine)

(And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat")

(But then you don't know where to find a porcupine)

(So you go on Ebay and you do a search)

(But people don't sell porcupines on the internet)

(And you say "You know what world? You got me cornered again)

(I'm gonna roll another joint")

You ever eat a whole bag of crackers

That were so old that they weren't crispy anymore?

Have you ever been high as fuck