North, South, East and West

A war's bein' waged and the world's just a stage

In this city

The real estate's prime, the number plates rhyme

Liquidity

Wear a gun and be proud, but bare breasts aren't allowed

In this city

Dream up a scam and then rake in the clams

Liquidity

It's neither here nor there (It's neither here nor there)

North and south and east and west

It has to be somewhere (It oughta be somewhere)

North and south and east and west

I take my payment, I catch my flight

And don't wait up for me tonight

And you may find me there (And you might find me there)

North and south and east and west

Have a quick throw or host your own show

In this city

To a wolf from a lamb for just half a gram

Liquidity

The face of today, just a scalpel away, hey

Restore your lost soul for two dollars, plus toll

Liquidity

Backs are patted when calves are fatted

In this city

The emperor's clothes are the best for the proles

Liquidity

The guys with the brains are all bitter and vain

Stupidity

The guys with the luck got the bimbos and bucks

Liquidity

It's neither here nor there (It's neither here nor there)

North and south and east and west

It has to be somewhere (It oughta be somewhere)

North and south and east and west

I take my payment, I catch my flight

Don't wait up for me tonight

And you might find me there (And you might find me there)

North and south and east and west

North

South

East

West