I'm a Woman

I can wash out forty-four pairs of socks

And have them hangin out on the line

I can starch and iron two dozen shirts

Before you can count from one to nine

I can scoop up a great big dipper

Full of lard from the drippin's can

Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my

Shopping and be back before it melts in the pan

Cause I'm a woman

W-O-M-A-N

Let me tell you again

I'm a woman

W-O-M-A-N

I can rub and scrub till this old house

Is shinin like a dime

Feed the baby, grease the car and

Powder my face at the same time

Get all dressed up, go out and swing

Till four a.m. and then

Lay down at five, jump up at six

And start all over again

Cause I'm a woman

W-O-M-A-N

Let me tell you again

I'm a woman

W-O-M-A-N

If you come to me sickly, you know

I'm gonna make you well

If you come to me hexed up,

You know I'm gonna break the spell

If you come to me hungry,

You know I'm gonna fill you full o' grits

If it's lovin' you're lackin, I'll kiss you

And give you the shiverin fits

(She's a woman)

Let me tell you again

I'm a woman

W-O-M-A-N

I got a twenty dollar gold piece says

There ain't nothing I can't do

I can make a dress out of a feed bag

And make a man out of you

Cause I'm a woman

W-O-M-A-N

Let me tell you again

I'm a woman

W-O-M-A-N

And that's all

That's all

What more do you want

What more do you need

I'm a woman

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