Down On the Farm

They all asked about you down on the farm

The cows asked, the pigs asked, and the horses asked too

All want to know why to the city, you moved

Changed your name to Kitty, what's come over you?

It ain't true, it ain't true, Linda Lou

Say it ain't true, Linda Lou

It ain't true, it ain't true, Linda Lou

Say it ain't true, Linda Lou

Well, we's all bawling 'bout you down on the farm

The cows bawl, the pigs bawl, the horses bawl too

Miss you so much that crying's all we can do (Miss you so much)

Weeping and wailing, praying you'll come home soon

It ain't true, it ain't true, Linda Lou

Say it ain't true, Linda Lou

I hear you're workin' in a saloon

I hear you work from midnight 'til noon

Well, I might be from the woods

But those hours don't sound so good

What do you do in this here barroom?

Say It ain't true, it ain't true, Linda Lou

It ain't true, Linda Lou

Say it ain't true, it ain't true, Linda Lou

Say it ain't true, Linda Lou

You can't dance, so I assume

In a bag, you couldn't carry a tune

Well, I might be from the woods

But those hours don't sound so good

What are you doin' in here barroom?

Say it ain't true, it ain't true, Linda Lou

It ain't true, Linda Lou

It ain't true, it ain't true, Linda Lou

Say it ain't true, Linda Lou