My Funny Valentine

My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable

Unphotographable

Yet you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak, are you smart?

Don't change your hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay with me, Valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day

Baby, don't change your hair for me

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak, are you...baby, are you smart?

Don't change your hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay, little Valentine, why don't you stay with me, baby

And each day is Valentine's Day

Doo, wee, day

Every day is...

Every night is...

Every day, ooh, ooh...