Love at First Fright

When I saw you piss on the rug

My heart fluttered and I knew it was love (It was love)

True love

All the things that you said and did to your mom

Well I knew you were the only one

The only one for me

Go and call the priest

So he can exorcize me

Be my ghoul tonight

Regan, it was love at first fright

First fright

Love at first fright

First fright

Regan, it was love at first fright

First fright

Love at first fright

First fright

I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me

Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green

So beautifully

Across your stomach, it said, "Help me"

I gotta know, will you marry me, Captain Howdy?

Go and call the priest

So he can exorcize me

Be my ghoul tonight

Regan, it was love at first fright

First fright

Love at first fright

First fright

Regan, it was love at first fright

First fright

Love at first fright

First fright

Go and call the priest

So he can exorcize me

Be my ghoul tonight (Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight)

Regan, it was love at first fright

First fright

Love at first fright

First fright

Regan, it was love at first fright

First fright

Love at first fright

First fright

When I saw you piss on the rug

My heart fluttered and I knew it was love

True love

And on your stomach, it said, "Help me"

I gotta know, will you marry me, Captain Howdy?