My Parties

Well, this is my backyard, it's my back gate

I hate to start my parties late

Here's the party cart, ain't that great?

That ain't the best part, baby, just wait

That's a genuine weathervane, it moves with the breeze

Portable hammock, honey, who needs trees?

It's casual entertaining, we aim to please

At my parties, alright, oh

Check out the shingles, it's brand new

Excuse me while I mingle, hi, how are you?

Hey everybody, let me give you a toast

This one's for me, the host with the most

It's gettin' a trifle colder, step inside my home

That's a brass toilet tissue holder with it's own telephone

That's a musical doorbell, it don't ring, I ain't kiddin'

It plays "America the Beautiful" and "Tie a Yellow Ribbon"

Boy, this punch is a trip, it's okay in my book

Here, take a sip, maybe a little heavy on the fruit

Ah, here comes the dip, you may kiss the cook

Let me show you honey, it's easy, look

You take a fork and you spike 'em, say, did you try these?

So glad you like 'em, the secret's in the cheese

It's casual entertaining, we aim to please

At my parties, alright, oh

Yeah, at my parties, alright, oh

Now don't talk to me about the polar bear

Don't talk to me about the ozone layer

Ain't so much of anything these days, even the air

They're runnin' out of rhinos, what do I care?

Let's hear it for the dolphin, let's hear it for the trees

Ain't runnin' out of nothing in my deep freeze

It's casual entertaining, we aim to please

At my parties, alright, oh

Do what you please

At my parties, alright, oh

At my parties, alright, oh

You do what you please

Oh yeah, at my parties, alright, oh

Oh yes, at my parties

Yeah, I thought you'd like that

Ooh, that's nice

At my parties, alright, oh

Yeah, at my parties, alright, oh

Oh yeah, at my parties, alright, oh

You do what you please

At my parties, alright, oh