Leeds United

We watch you

Your expert double X's

It's just like you

To paint those whiter fences

It's so polite, it's so polite

It's offensive, it's offensive

It's so upright, it's so upright

It's a technical, accept it

But who needs love, when there's Law & Order?

And who needs love, when there's Southern Comfort?

And who needs love at all?

We stalk you

Your expert double X's

We oxidize you in your sleep

There's no exit, there's no exit

You're on a roll, you're on a roll

No one gets it, no one gets it

Your honor, no, your honor

Can't you protect us? Protect us

But who needs love, when there's Law & Order?

And who needs love, when there's Southern Comfort?

And who needs love, when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac Store?

Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

Oh, I'm so excited

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

The blacks and beat kids

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

Oh, I'm getting frightened

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh

Someday, someday, Leeds United

La-ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba

Da, da-da, da, da

Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da

Da, da-da, da

Bugsy Malone, came to carry you home

And they're taking you all to the doctor

Burberry vices, all sugary spices

It's nice, but it's not, what I'm after

Sure, I admire you, sure, you inspire me

But you've been not getting back, so

I'll wait at the Sainsbury's, counting my change

Making bank on the upcoming roster

And we'll stop you

Your expert double X's

Oh yeah, a big stock holder, extra cold

With two X's, oh, oh

That never talking thing you do

Is effective, is effective

Your shoulder's icy colder, oh

Than a death wish, than a death wish

But who needs love, when there's Law & Order?

And who needs love, when there's Dukes of Hazzard?

And who needs love, when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac Store?

Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

I'm so excited

La-oh, oh, oh, oh

The blacks and beat kids

Oh, oh, oh, oh

I'm so excited

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

When I think about Leeds United

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

Ouch, I'm getting frightened

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

The blacks, the blacks, the blacks and beat kids

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, it's so exciting

Someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, Leeds United