Found a Job (Live)

Damn that television, what a bad picture

Don't get upset, it's not a major disaster

"There's nothing on tonight", he said, "I don't know what's the matter"

"Nothing's ever on", she said, "so I don't know why you bother"

We've heard this little scene, we've heard it many times

People fighting over little things and wasting precious time

They might be better off, I think the way it seems to me

Making up their own shows, which might be better than TV

Judy's in the bedroom, inventing situations

Bob is on the street today, scouting up locations

They've enlisted all their family

They've enlisted all their friends

It helped save their relationship

And made it work again

Their show gets real high ratings, they think they have a hit

There might even be a spin off, but they're not sure 'bout that

So think of Bob and Judy, they're happy as can be

Inventing situations, putting them on TV

Judy's in the bedroom, inventing situations

Bob is on the street today, he is starting operations

They've enlisted all their family

They've enlisted all their friends

It helped save their relationship

And made it work again