Fat Man In the Bathtub (Live)

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees

He said, "Hey momma, hey, let me check your oil, alright?"

She said, "No, no honey, not tonight

Comeback Monday, yeah, comeback Tuesday, and then I might"

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?

My Juanita

I said Juanita, my sweet taquita, what are you up to?

My Juanita

Don't want nobody who won't dive for dimes

Don't want no speedballs 'cause I might die tryin'

Throw me a line, throw me a line

'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues

I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan

Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and start to run

Runnin' down the street, yellin' at the top of his lungs

All I want in this life of mine is some good, clean fun

All I want in this life and time is some hit and run

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?

My Juanita

I said Juanita, my sweet taquita, what are you up to?

My Juanita

Put my money in your meter, baby, so it won't run down

But you caught me in the squeeze, play on the cheesy side of town

Throw me a line, throw me a dime

'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues

I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan