If I Had $1,000,000

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a K-Car

A nice reliant automobile

And if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars (I'd build a tree fort in our yard)

If I had a million dollars (You could help, it wouldn't be that hard)

If I had a million dollars (Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere)

You know we could just go up there and hang out

Like open the fridge and stuff

And girl, there'd be foods laid out for us

With little pre-wrapped sausages and things, hmm

They have pre wrapped sausages

But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon

Well, can you blame 'em?

Yeah

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)

And if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars (We wouldn't have to walk to the store)

If I had a million dollars (We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more)

If I had a million dollars (We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner)

But we would eat Kraft dinner

Of course we would, we'd just eat more

And buy really expensive ketchups with it

That's right all the fanciest dijon ketchups, hmm

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

If I had a million dollars

I'd be rich