You Need a Man Around Here

You've sure got a real nice place

So don't take this the wrong way

But I can tell by your decorating taste

You've been alone too long

You've got more candles than a midnight mass

That fancy mirror adds a touch of class

But do you know how good a mounted bass

Would look there on that wall?

You need a man around here

Can't do it all by yourself

To me, it's painfully clear

That you could use a little help

Someone to kill the spiders

Change the channel and drink the beer

It seems to me that you sure need

A man around here

Thumbing through your stack of magazines

Don't see a Maxim or Field and Stream

I haven't been in a room this clean

Since they took my appendix out

Now you've got to be kidding me

Don't tell me that thing is your TV

My laptop's got a bigger screen

Oh babe, there ain't no doubt

You need a man around here

Can't do it all by yourself

To me, it's painfully clear

That you could use a little help

Someone to kill the spiders

Change the channel and drink the beer

It seems to me that you sure need

A man around here

Someone to kill the spiders

And by the way, you're out of beer

Seems to me that you sure need

A man around here

Yeah, it seems to me that you sure need

A man around here