Tag Team

The news is out, there is about

Time and place are set

Admission is free, if you want to see

Come and make your bet

Ringside seats just can't be beat

For the main event

They show their faces, take their places

Ragin' with contempt

Lights go down, smoke all around

Contenders eye each other

The challenge is made, who'll make the grade?

The ref pulls down the covers

At the center of the ring they sway and swing

Exchanging fancy hugs

When one's done, they tag another one

How far will she go?

(Tag team, baby) A camel clutch

(Tag team, baby) You are too much

(Tag team, baby) A scissor lock

(Tag team, baby) Just wanna rock

On the ropes, you're losing hope

In a hold, we'll put you out cold

Got your back pinned down on the mat

Looks like we're the winners tonight

In round seven, she's in Heaven

How much can she take?

Again and again she feels the strain

As she starts the eighth

The bell is hit, the stage is lit

She staggers to the center

Opponents meet their body's heat

The boys tonight have spent her

She's goin' down, she's on the ground

You can hear her howl

She can't take no more 'cause she's so sore

She's throwin' in the towel

Ha-ha, throwin' in her towel

Gave your best, but you lost the test

Didn't you know a way to win?

(Tag team, baby) Down for the count

(Tag team, baby) You lost the bout

(Tag team, baby) Oh, what a catch

(Tag team, baby) You blew the match

(Tag team, baby) Down for the count

(Tag team, baby) You lost the bout . .