Skypager

Do you know the importance of a skypager?

Those who don't believe, see you're laid behind

Got our skypagers on all the time

Hurry up and get yours 'cause I got mine

Especially if you do shows, they come in fine

If you're with a G and you're sippin' wine

Eatin' cacciatore with a twist of lime

Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to nine

Joint by base, then you get your high

If you get your high, then mine's is next

The 'S' in skypage really stands for sex

Beeper's goin' off like Don Trump gets checks

Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets

At times I miss the pager so you don't get vex

Having bad days like a voodoo hex

Conceptually, a pager is so complex

That I be standing on the verge, ready to flex

Welcome, wel-wel-welcome to the new skypager

Wel-welcome to the new skypager

Welcome to the new skypager, to the new skypager

Enter telephone number or other numeric message

Uh, so funky

Uh, so funky

Uh, so funky

Uh, so funky

The batteries I use are called Duracell

They last for three weeks so they do me well

Don't be going through no phases, my joint stays on

24-7, from dusk till dawn

If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach

Your greed for the Phifer, I can't be reached

A number of importance, I just put it on lock

You leave code '69', that means you want some ****

People tend to think that a pager's foul

Well, it kinda is, 'cause it makes me scowl

But it really hurts when you're on the prowl

Brothers know it hurts when you're on the prowl

Grabbin' on my joint 'cause I'm an eager owl

Get paged by a G or a business pal

My shit is overflowin', they won't allow

Another page, so I'll just end this now

Message sent, thank you for calling skypager