Homecoming

Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie

On day one, I met her hot stepdaughter

She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan

As she stepped out of her massive car

I could only notice she was more than fuckable

I think she was coming back from the game or something

'Cause she was holding those silly pom-poms

On day two, I fucked her and it was wild

She's such a slut

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

It was dirty, a dream came true

Just like I like it, she's got nice tits

It was perfect, a dream came true

Just like a song by Blink-182

Okay, listen, girls

I met the hottest guy ever

Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV

I came face-to-face with my stepcousin or whatever, who cares?

Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair

And the cutest British accent ever

Straight away, I could tell he was rocker

From his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me

Mmm, he is totally awesome!

Oh my god, I think I'm in love

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

It was dirty, a dream came true

Just like I like it, she's got nice tits

It was perfect, a dream came true

Just like a song by Blink-182

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

It was so nice to meet you

Pleasure is mine, I do like you

Come to Cancún for spring break

I'll think about it, it could be great

And don't forget to send me a friend request

As if