I'm Still Here

Good times and bum times

I've seen them all

And my dear, I'm still here

Plush velvet sometimes

Sometimes, just pretzels and beer

But I'm here

I've stuffed the dailies in my shoes

Strummed ukuleles, sung the blues

Seen all my dreams disappear

But I'm here

I've slept in shanties, guest of the W-P-A

But I'm here

Danced in my scanties

Three bucks a night was the pay

But I'm here

I've stood on bread lines with the best

Watched while the headlines did the rest

In the depression, was I depressed?

Nowhere near

I met a big financier

And I'm here

I've been through Gandhi

Windsor and Wally's affair

And I'm here

Amos and Andy

Mahjong and platinum hair

And I'm here

I got through Abie's, Irish Rose

Five Dionne babies, Major Bowes

Had heebie-jeebies for Beebe's Bathysphere

I lived through Brenda Fraizer

And I'm here

I've gotten through Herbert and J, Edgar Hoover

Gee, that was fun and a half

When you been through Herbert and J, Edgar Hoover

Anything else is a laugh

I've been through Reno

I've been through Beverly Hills

And I'm here

Reefers and vino

Rest cures, religion and pills

And I'm here

Been called a Pinko commie tool

Got through it stinko by my pool

I should've got to an acting school

That seems clear

Still, someone said, "She's sincere"

So I'm here

Black sable one day

Next day, it goes into hock

But I'm here

Top billing Monday

Tuesday, you're touring in stock

But I'm here

First, you're another slow-eyes vamp

Then someone's mother

Then you're camp

Then you career from career to career

I'm almost through my memoirs

And I'm here

I've gotten through "Hey, lady, aren't you whoozis?

Wow, what a looker you were"

Or better yet, "Sorry, I thought you were whoozis

Whatever happened to her?"

Good times, bum times

I've seen them all

And my dear, I'm still here

Plush velvet sometimes

Sometimes, just pretzels and beer

But I'm here

I've run the gamut, A to Z

Three cheers and dammit, c'est la vie

I've got through all of last year

And I'm here

Lord knows, at least I was there

And I'm here

Look who's here

I'm still here