I Can't Dance

Hot sun beatin' down

Burnin' my feet just walkin' around

Hot sun makin' me sweat

Gator's gettin' close, hasn't got me yet

I can't dance, I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standin' here sellin' everything

Blue jeans sittin' on the beach

Her dog's talkin' to me, but she's out of reach

Mmm, she's got a body under that shirt

But all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt

'Cause I can't dance, I can't talk

Only thing about me is the way I walk

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standin' here sellin'

Oh, and checkin' everything is in place

You never know who's lookin' on

Young punk spillin' beer on my shoes

Fat guys talkin' to me, tryna steal my blues

Thick smoke, see her smilin' through

I never thought so much could happen just shootin' pool

But I can't dance, I can't talk

The only thing about me is the way that I walk

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standin' here sellin'

Oh, and checkin' everything is in place

You never know who's lookin' on

A perfect body with a perfect face

Mmm-hmm

No, I can't dance, I can't talk

The only thing about me is the way I walk

No, I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standin' here sellin' everything

But I can't walk

No, I can't dance

No, no, but I can't dance

No, I said I can't sing