Take It EZ

Yo, man, brothers out here saying you should come on a gangster tip

And other brothers out here saying you should come on a smooth tip

You know what? Be yourself and just take it easy

You know what I'm saying?

I'm easy, easy, easy like Sunday morning

I can kick a stupid nervous joint when I'm yawning

Ah, Common's comin' with that old "Oh, excuse me"

Elizabeth, this is a big one, I mean a doozy

Doogie Howser, 'cause see, I'm like Bowser

Kickin' it with the sha-na-na-na, the t-shirt and the trousers

How's the Family Ties?

I'm left with the gift, open it up, surprise!

Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish, Quarter Pounder, french fries

Icy Coke, milkshake, sundaes and apple pies

And a cup? Nah, that's enough of that

I'm like an Indian giver, yo, give me that back

Comin' again, pop-pop-pop-pop, bring it back, selector

We be the thoroughbred, so use your head, play the Trifecta

Common infector, smug MC, heads up

Ya better duck 'cause what the fuck, it's me

(Now what's your name?) Common

Come in again, Common

(Now what you doin'?) Common

(Now how was she?) Common, check it out

Common is comin' soon to a theater near you

To the UAC crew, enough respect due

Do I do, when I do, where I do

I do, do, do, yo I do it on the ease (Yeah)

On the ease (Check it out)

On the ease (How?)

On the ease (Here we go)

On the ease (Yeah)

On the ease (Check it out)

On the ease (How?)

On the ease (How you kickin' it?)

I be kicking it with a doubly-dope rhymer

I'm trippin-and-dippin-and-slippin' with the rhyme like Slimer

(Who you gonna call?) Ghostbuster

I'm Petey Wheatstraw, and I'm just a

Hustler, I tried to scheme for a sec

But the record got wreck, tried to write a bad check

So I checked myself, before self got buck

Wild, tried to live how I had to fluctuate

To a state and matriculate, yo, I had to elevate

You can tell it's great 'cause I'm state

Off 87, the south side of Chicago

501 come follow me, yo, everywhere that I go

And I know I ain't did nothing (Hell naw)

The district think I be just a lil' trick kid frontin'

UAC got my back if there's any contact

In the back is a track from Immenslope soul cat

And it's phat, sorta like Oprah before she lost weight

I put my rhymes in good hands, hey, like All State

And I'm all in a state of ease, my phobia

I'm the Spider-Man, givin' bug MCs arachnaphobia

Holy-molia, it's totally awesome

The survey says I get more skins than Richard Dawson

But I won't catch mono or no type of disease

'Cause when I flex for sex, I do it on the ease (Yeah)

On the ease (Check it out)

On the ease (How?)

On the ease (Now here we go)

On the ease (Yeah)

On the ease (Check it out)

On the ease (Yeah, take it easy)

In fact, it's feeling so good, let's take it all the way back to the '50s

Sing it

A-wop-bop-a-loo, a-lop-bam-boo

I'm a Dr Petter, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper?

Two-steppin' through, yodel-lay-hee-hoo

Oui, oui, ma chérie, et comment allez vous?

(Contraire, mon frére) Okay, truth or dare

Is it true that I'm dope (Yeah)

Yippedy yes, y'all, here we go, a-loopedy-loop-de-loo

A-hubbeda-hula hoop, a-hubbeda alley oop to coop

I gots the Magic but I'm not a Laker

I'm shaking and baking and taking, 'cause I'm the back board

Break her arm and feather, whipping the wonder, twist, deactivate

Hold up, my drawers are in my crack, a'ight, pass the tape

Time to activate and ejaculate

This is the period where I menstruate (What?)

I meant to say demonstrate

I'm in a state, where I've had too much eight ball

In the corner pocket, count 'em, buck it

A chicken, a finger-licking with a finger bone

I'm on a roll, stippedy stutter roll

Oh-ah, oh-ah, oh-ah Ayatoll

Of Khomein, my domain is infinite

You got trouble, well, you need to get some dick

And to the hip-hop shop, the future shock

When we started kickin' on the one, two, and you don't stop

But the buck stops here, buckaroo

You got your instructions, now you know what to do

Take it easy