Poison Ivy

Now, cat, don't touch that gal there, ​please

You'll get wasted down to your knees

No, I don't like to brag

I don't like to say what I'll do

But I'm like poison ivy

I'll break out all over you

Every day when I shave, wearin' my house coat

Two men have to hold me or I'll cut my throat

No, I don't like to brag

I don't like to say what I'll do

But I'm like poison ivy

I'll break out all over you

Well, I bought me a blade, one that I could afford

Too long to be a knife, and too short to be sword

No, I don't like to brag

I don't like to say what I'll do

But I'm like poison ivy

I'll break out all over you

Last night some cat got smart with my niece

Now, he wears a sign sayin' "Rest in Peace"

No, I don't like to brag

I don't like to say what I'll do

But I'm like poison ivy

I'll break out all over you

Now, I don't claim to be bad, don't claim to be strong

I just like to keep bad people from doin' me wrong

No, I don't like to brag

I don't like to say what I'll do

But I'm like poison ivy

I'll break out all over you