Two Skaters

Two skaters on an ice cream floor

And one of them fell on the ground

This is what she has been waiting for

Till one of them fell down

Your sister in Canada

She's sending a gun and one pair of skates

The gun is not real, the shoes are too large

You load it and wait

Two skaters on an ice cream floor

And one of them fell on the ground

This is what she has been waiting for

Till one of them fell down

Your sister in brown shoes

Walking down the street

As it begins to snow

Your sister in Montreal

She's sending an LP of the Velvet Underground

We're steaming the walls of your brother's old room

Peel slowly and listen

Two skaters on an ice cream floor

And one of them fell on the ground