Starz In Their Eyes

They'll be making sure you stay amused

They'll fill you up with drugs and booze

Maybe you'll make the evening news

And when you're trippin' over your dreams

They'll keep you down by any means

By the end of the night you'll be

Stiflin' your screams

Since you became a V. I. Person

It's like your problems have all worsened

Your paranoia casts aspersions

On the truths you know

And they'll just put you in a spotlight

And hope that you'll do alright

Or maybe not

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

Why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

So why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

Starz in their eyes

Remember they said you'd show them all

Emphasize the rise but not the fall

And now you're playin' a shopping mall

Your mum and dad they can't believe

What you appear to have achieved

While the rest of these users are just

Laughin' in their sleeves

Since you became a V. I. Person

It's like your problems have all worsened

Your paranoia casts aspersions

On the truths you know

And now  the tabloids use your face

To document your fall from grace

And then they'll tell you that that's

Just the way it goes

That's just the way it goes

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

It's the same old story

Well they just didn't realize

And it's a long way to come

From the dog and duck karaoke machine

And Saturday night's drunken dreams

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

It's the same old story

Well they just didn't realize

And it's a long way to come

From your private bedroom dance routines

And Saturday night's drunken dreams

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

Why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

So why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

Starz in their eyes

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

It's the same old story

Well they just didn't realize

And it's a long way to come

From the dog and duck karaoke machine

Saturday night's drunken dreams

When I grow up I'm goin' to be famous

Behind the steel barrier, sequence and glitter

Five inch heels still knee deep in litter

Each of them a bitter bullshitter

Wrapped up in the cloak of fake glamor

Gettin' lost in the camera

Well footprints are fool's gold

And diamonds crust their glitz

On their one off plimsolls

So little time for these one off arseholes

Rigor mortis Ken and Barbie dolls

A pair of big shades and a push up bra

It's such a short gap between the gutter and stars

But you've come a long way

From the place that you started

So why'd you wanna go and get so down hearted

Welcome to the kingdom of the blagger

Uncuttin' your nose, clean coat in your bladder

A whole lot happier, a whole lot sadder

Used to be satisfied, now you feel like Mick Jagger

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

It's the same old story

Well they just didn't realize

And it's a long way to come

From the dog and duck karaoke machine

Saturday night's drunken dreams

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes

It's the same old story

Well they just didn't realize

And it's a long way to come

From your private bedroom dance routines

And Saturday night's drunken dreams