Where's Me Jumper?

My brother knows Karl Marx

He met him eatin' mushrooms in the people's park

He said, what do you think about my manifesto?

I like your manifesto, put it to the test-O

Took him straight down to meet the anarchist party

I met a groovy guy, he was arty-farty

He said, I know a little latin man, a kiss and a kite

Said I don't know what it means, he said, neither do I

Eat natural foods, bathe twice daily

Fill your nostrils up with gravy

Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee

Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee

Dancing in the disco bumper to bumper

Wait a minute, where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper?

Dancing in the disco bumper to bumper

Wait a minute, where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper? Oh, no

Dancing in the disco, go, go, go

Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no

Dancing in the disco, go, go, go

Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no

It's alright to say things could only get better

You haven't lost your brand new sweater

I know I had it on when I had my tea

And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory, oh no

Dancing in the disco, go, go, go

Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no

Dancing in the disco bumper to bumper

Wait a minute, where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper?

It's alright to say things could only get better

You haven't lost your brand new sweater

Pure new wool and perfect stitches

Not the type of jumper that makes you itches, oh no

Dancing in the disco, go, go, go

Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no

And my mother will be so, so angry

And my brother will be so, so angry

And my girlfriend will be so, so angry

And my dog will be so, so angry

'Cause I was dancing in the disco bumper to bumper

Wait a minute, where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper?

Where's me jumper? Oh no