If I Had a Boat (Live)

And if I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together

Go out on the ocean

I said, me upon my pony on my boat

Now if I were Roy Rogers

I'd sure enough be single

I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale

Well, it'd just be me and Trigger

We'd go riding through them movies

Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

And if I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together

Go out on the ocean

I said, me upon my pony on my boat

Now the mystery masked man was smart

He got himself a Tonto

'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free

But Tonto he was smarter

And one day said, "Kemosabe

Kiss my ass, I bought a boat, I'm going out to sea"

And if I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together

Go out on the ocean

I said, me upon my pony on my boat

And if I were like lightning

I wouldn't need no sneakers

Well, I'd come and go wherever I would please

And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree

And scare 'em by the light pole

But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

And if I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together

Go out on the ocean

I said, me upon my pony on my boat

I said, me upon my pony on my boat